How awkward would it be if Mr. Right was more into dudes than your fine behind?

Well before you become part of the demographic and get sucked into his double life, here are 5 surprising signs he likes cute guys too!

1) He shaves his ass hole!

Yea men shave their pubes every once in a while because they are all about perfect grooming but if he pays special attention to his A-hole and makes sure it’s all prettied up, there might be trouble lurking in the closet.

2) He acts like he is cheating on you but all of your snooping hasn’t revealed his secret love interest. 

The best place to hide anything is in plain sight. If your instincts scream he is cheating and he is exhibiting classic cheating behavior but you can’t seem to find the female anywhere then he is either the world’s best player or you are searching for the wrong gender!

3) He dresses to the nines when he is going on a guy’s night out!

And then he tells you he spent the evening shooting pool and drinking with a friend from work called Andy who you’ve never met. If this happens one too many times, Andy may just be Bob with the great hair!

4) He has some weird sex toys in his stash.

You don’t even know what on earth they are for but they are there in his bag of tricks along with lube and he has never brought them out when playing with you. They just may be gender specific sex toys, Google is your friend!

5) He freaks out when you go near his ass during sex.

He immediately stops the sex and expresses his profound displeasure at the present position of your wandering hands. Don’t be fast to dismiss it as homophobia, he just may be worried that his secret obsession with all things anal would be discovered and doesn’t want to accidentally reveal just how much pleasure it gives him.

Dating a closeted gay guy can be extremely hard for both partners. Being homosexual is still against the law in Nigeria and he may be having a hard time trapped in the closet however you deserve a man who thinks you are amazing and wants you boobs and all and if these signs catch you off guard it just might be time to kiss that relationship goodbye!

From http://www.cosmopolitan.ng/relationships/a2028/five-surprising-signs-your-boyfriend-is-secretly-gay/

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