We Need To Talk About These Penis-Shaped Lipsticks

Guys, we need to talk about these lipsticks that has Instagram feeds going crazy! last night. LOOK. AT. THEM.

Hehe, popped up.

THEY ARE PERFECT LIL’ VEINY LIPSTICKS, ER, LIPDICKS IN A MULTITUDE OF WEEN SHADES.

This is GENIUS!

Some even have a ~touch~ of shimmer.

Beautiful.

So I found out that you can buy these Mushroom Penis Lipsticks in a pack of 12 on Amazon for $18.

Their colors range from “creamy pinks” (ew) to “opal rouge,” and each lipstick is “complete with a veiny shaft and perfect mushroom head,” according to the product description.

And TBH, the reviews are the best part…

“Her fave colour is hooker red.”

…to find out if they ~sucked~ or not.

I CANNOT STOP HELP