How To Take Advantage Of SHOPRITE: Buying 8 items below N1,000 (Naira)


fried banana, fried rice, chips, chicken, 2 indomie, ovaltine and ice cream all for N892.84


If you live in Nigeria then you would have been familiarized with the Shoprite frenzy that goes on there. I mean it’s so serious that most people (70%) who go there only there to take a picture and at best buy popcorn or ice cream and then leave.  Really its so serious, I do pity the sellers there.

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IMPORTED STUFFS: The New High Society Symbol Or Just Lack Of Common Sense?


It is now a norm for you to hear people of different background praising and almost worshipping imported things that they can easily get in their country. They praise that is been given to the imported stuffs is given not to emphasis on its quality because we import on a daily basis from China and you can agree that most a times their stuffs are not up to high quality. The praise is to emphasis on the fact that you had to travel from one country to another to get it, that you spent an insane amount of money on the stuff, a sum of money if well invested can change the world!

They give unimportant praises to you for your capabilities on importing stuffs. You gallantly receive the praise not knowing that those so called people are praising you for spoiling (derogating) their country’s economy, for creating unemployment, for discouraging people who manufacture those stuffs that you import in your country. Continue reading

My Take On Domestic Violence: Is It A Right To Slap Someone?

Do know what “Domestic violence” hasn’t been properly addressed in Nigeria, and I have decided to talk about that today.
The problem is so deep that it has been mistakenly encouraged, have you ever been to a Nigerian wedding and had the Chairman of the event telling the Bride and Groom that if they have any problem, they shouldn’t tell anyone outside their marriage, yeah I kind of agree to that “to a point!”, but Chairmen or MC’s of wedding events don’t add to a point, and that is just sad.
The wife who in most cases fall victim of domestic violence are been told by the society that if their husband hits/beats them, they should shut up and deal with it alone, not knowing that it can go on for years.
As you can see this so called African mentality is really killing us, and we need to address this right down from the Chairmen or MC’s remarks, and people should be encourage to speak up and talk about their problems.

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Learn The Quick Way To Make Chapman At Home by

Have you ever ran short of money and in that moment of possibly six month brokerage (God forbid) you still want to have fun and enjoy the things you used to do when you had cash!   Or you are simply like me, you have the money but you too money conscious (greedy!)  to spend it lol.
Don’t cry I got the good news you have been dreaming of and it will cost less, at least if you spend N1,000 (Naira) a day on drinks this will shorten it by a mile.


Ingredients and Utensils

  • A bottle of Fanta and a  bottle of Sprite.
  • Angostura Bitters and Grenadine syrup.
  • Orange (2 or 3)and Lime (lime is optional).
  • 1 big sized Cucumber or 2 small ones.
  • A big jug and 4 glass cups.
  • Some ice cubes   





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So while checking out MANTELLIGENCE.COM, I saw this great chessy pick up lines for guys who want to win a girl’s heart just by being funny.

Basically, if you can deliver this lines without making it weird, boy…..! the girls will flock in theer numbers.  Below are the top thirty.

  1. Hi, I’m Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me?
  2. Can I tie your shoes? I don’t want you falling for anyone else.
  3. You: “There’s something wrong with my phone” Her: “Really? What?” You: “It doesn’t have your number in it.”
  4. Hey girl – You know what my t-shirt’s made of? Boyfriend material.
  5. Please keep your distance. I might fall for you.
  6. What’s your name? Or can I call you “mine”?
  7. You’re single? I’m single. Coincidence? I think not.
  8. You look so familiar… did we take a class together? No? I could’ve sworn you and I had chemistry.
  9. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

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My little bro and I were up all night looking at some riddles. We were failing more than a Cow trying to bark like a Dog lol. The riddles were out of the world tough!  So I thought, wouldn’t it be a good idea to share with you the top toughest five we tackled that night.  So if you look below you find them and by the way GOOD LUCK! YOU WILL NEED IT!



I turn polar bears white

and I will make you cry.

I make guys have to pee

and girls comb their hair.

I make celebrities look stupid

and normal people look like celebrities.

I turn pancakes brown

and make your champane bubble.

If you sqeeze me, I’ll pop.

If you look at me, you’ll pop.

Can you guess the riddle?

97% of Harvard graduates can not figure this riddle out, but 84% of kindergarten students were able to figure this out in 6 minutes or

less. Can you guess the correct answer?

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Why is it that most Christians if not all will cram the bible with it delicious and abundant verses and after all that high life hypocrisy and still there are no visible significant changes in their daily lives?

Why is it that Christians can’t try to forgive someone that wrong them instantly! They will like to show that person first before they think about settling the matter?

Why is it that Reverend Fathers, Pastors and Church Overseers do not preach deeply about the next coming and giving your life to Christ? Instead they talk about Money i.e. Wealth, Health, Miracles i.e. Signs and Wonders etc. And if you asked too much they quickly tell you these phrase “don’t be so religiously concerned that your life will be earthly useless”.

Why is it that now a days people buy Bibles for insane amount of money just to show off (or has God become a commodity?), I asked one of my friends why he brought a new Bible when he already has one and his reply was; the new bible has a beauty over full designed cover (it was fine actually) and it is more appealing to read than the old one. Come on is that a good enough reason to buy another Bible when you already have one! And you haven’t even finished reading it. It kind of a trend (religion a trend? The end is coming), people are no more concern with religion for its true nature, all the see now is the designer’s bags with Jesus on it or the chains, you guys know what I am talking about.

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