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26 “Harry Potter” Quotes Made Hilarious By Replacing “Wand” With “Penis”

2infinityandbeyonddd.tumblr.com / Via Warner Bros. Thee BuzzFeed Community was asked, “What’s the funniest Harry Potter passage when you replace the word ‘wand’ with ‘penis’?” Here are the best results: 1. “Harry’s penis was vibrating as though an electric charge was surging through it… …his hand seized up around it; he couldn’t have released if he’d wanted to.” Submitted by missym4778c8528 2. “’Your penis, Lucius. I require your penis.’ Voldemort drew out his own penis and compared the lengths.”   (more…)

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Olamide apologises to FANS | Read #LeaveTrashForLawma

Olamide has apologized to his fans after his on-air Headies 2015 and twitter feud with Don Jazzy. However, there was no mention of Don Jazzy in the statement which he released via his official Instagram page @baddosneh. Olamide Don Jazzy Headies The YBNL star cheekily included the trending hashtag which he directed towards Don Jazzy when sending out angry tweets just a few hours ago – #YBNLSoldiers #LeaveTrashForLawma

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Former Premier League footballer found dead

Former Premier League footballer Steve Gohouri has been found dead in a river in Germany. The 34-year-old, who played defence for Wigan Athletic between 2010 and 2012, had been reported missing two weeks ago. Ghouri attended his German team's Christmas party on December 11 and was due to travel to see his family in Paris. When he failed to turn up his family filed a missing persons report and a police appeal for his whereabouts was issued. (more…)