26 “Harry Potter” Quotes Made Hilarious By Replacing “Wand” With “Penis”
2infinityandbeyonddd.tumblr.com / Via Warner Bros. Thee BuzzFeed Community was asked, “What’s the funniest Harry Potter passage when you replace the word ‘wand’ with ‘penis’?” Here are the best results: 1. “Harry’s penis was vibrating as though an electric charge was surging through it… …his hand seized up around it; he couldn’t have released if he’d wanted to.” Submitted by missym4778c8528 2. “’Your penis, Lucius. I require your penis.’ Voldemort drew out his own penis and compared the lengths.” (more…)
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