So while checking out MANTELLIGENCE.COM, I saw this great chessy pick up lines for guys who want to win a girl’s heart just by being funny.

Basically, if you can deliver this lines without making it weird, boy…..! the girls will flock in theer numbers.  Below are the top thirty.

  1. Hi, I’m Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me?
  2. Can I tie your shoes? I don’t want you falling for anyone else.
  3. You: “There’s something wrong with my phone” Her: “Really? What?” You: “It doesn’t have your number in it.”
  4. Hey girl – You know what my t-shirt’s made of? Boyfriend material.
  5. Please keep your distance. I might fall for you.
  6. What’s your name? Or can I call you “mine”?
  7. You’re single? I’m single. Coincidence? I think not.
  8. You look so familiar… did we take a class together? No? I could’ve sworn you and I had chemistry.
  9. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?


  1. On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tonight?
  2. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.
  3. Let’s be nothing. ‘Cause nothing lasts forever.
  4. Oh, you’re from Tennessee? [No.] Well, you’re definitely the only TEN-I-SEE.
  5. You: “Sorry, but you owe me a drink.” Her: “What? Why?” You: “Well, when I saw you, I dropped mine.”
  6. If you were words on a page, you’d be what they call “fine print.”
  7. I value my breath, so it’d be nice if you stopped taking it away every time you walked by.
  8. My doctor says I’m lacking Vitamin U.
  9. My name is (your name) but you can call me tonight.
  10. I won’t give you a cheesy pick up line, if you let me buy you a drink.


  1. Do you happen to have a Band-Aid? I scraped my knee falling for you.
  2. Excuse me, would you like a raisin? No? How about a date then?
  3. I know I’m a perfect stranger. So let me introduce myself. I’m ________. See? Now I’m just perfect.
  4. You must do interior design because you definitely made this room more beautiful.
  5. Hi, my name’s James. Let’s Bond.
  6. Good thing I brought my library card… ’cause I can’t stop checking you out.
  7. [In a coffee shop] Are you drinking some hot tea? ‘Cause you certainly are a hottie.
  8. Let’s make like a fabric softener and snuggle.
  9. I’m sorry, were you talking to me?” [No.] “Well then, please start.
  10. Are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause you’ve got fine written all over you.


  1. I lost my number, can I have yours?