So while checking out MANTELLIGENCE.COM, I saw this great chessy pick up lines for guys who want to win a girl’s heart just by being funny.
Basically, if you can deliver this lines without making it weird, boy…..! the girls will flock in theer numbers. Below are the top thirty.
- Hi, I’m Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me?
- Can I tie your shoes? I don’t want you falling for anyone else.
- You: “There’s something wrong with my phone” Her: “Really? What?” You: “It doesn’t have your number in it.”
- Hey girl – You know what my t-shirt’s made of? Boyfriend material.
- Please keep your distance. I might fall for you.
- What’s your name? Or can I call you “mine”?
- You’re single? I’m single. Coincidence? I think not.
- You look so familiar… did we take a class together? No? I could’ve sworn you and I had chemistry.
- Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
- On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tonight?
- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.
- Let’s be nothing. ‘Cause nothing lasts forever.
- Oh, you’re from Tennessee? [No.] Well, you’re definitely the only TEN-I-SEE.
- You: “Sorry, but you owe me a drink.” Her: “What? Why?” You: “Well, when I saw you, I dropped mine.”
- If you were words on a page, you’d be what they call “fine print.”
- I value my breath, so it’d be nice if you stopped taking it away every time you walked by.
- My doctor says I’m lacking Vitamin U.
- My name is (your name) but you can call me tonight.
- I won’t give you a cheesy pick up line, if you let me buy you a drink.
- Do you happen to have a Band-Aid? I scraped my knee falling for you.
- Excuse me, would you like a raisin? No? How about a date then?
- I know I’m a perfect stranger. So let me introduce myself. I’m ________. See? Now I’m just perfect.
- You must do interior design because you definitely made this room more beautiful.
- Hi, my name’s James. Let’s Bond.
- Good thing I brought my library card… ’cause I can’t stop checking you out.
- [In a coffee shop] Are you drinking some hot tea? ‘Cause you certainly are a hottie.
- Let’s make like a fabric softener and snuggle.
- I’m sorry, were you talking to me?” [No.] “Well then, please start.
- Are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause you’ve got fine written all over you.
- I lost my number, can I have yours?